Income Tax

If you play Monopoly, you would surely know the "Income Tax" curse. What happens is, you play very hard for the whole circle, you try to avoid the other players' properties, and you wish that you pass through the "Go" square to get some extra money. But right after you finally pass the "Go" square and get your hard-earned salary, sometimes you land on the cursed "Income Tax" square and lose all your money.

This was what happened to me. I have been tutoring students for the past two weeks and I earned 235 dollars in the process. Today I landed on the income tax square - my stupid tooth cost me 240 dollars as I went to emergency

Damn it. And I am having high fever at the same time.

道德教育

强盗通常只在晚上作案，医生却全天候抢钱；
强盗风里来雨里去四处流窜，医生冬天暖夏天凉环境优雅；
你把钱交给强盗是为了活命，你为了活命而把钱交给医生；
强盗只能抢光你身上的财富，医生却能抢光你一生的积蓄；
强盗只会逼你掏钱，医生却能逼你借债；
你碰上强盗作案可以破财消灾，你碰上医生抢钱却得倾家荡产；
强盗作案时胆战心惊小心翼翼，医生抢钱时理直气壮无所顾忌；
强盗还怕你人多势众，医生连警察也照抢不误；
你被强盗抢了可以报警，你被医生抢了只能认命；
强盗作案时把自己打扮成魔鬼，医生抢钱时把自己伪装成天使；
强盗抢光你的钱他逃跑，医生抢光你的钱你滚蛋；
强盗钱抢多了叫数额巨大得枪毙，医生钱抢多了称贡献突出受表彰；
你把强盗杀了叫正当防卫，你把医生宰了叫违法犯罪；
医生一辈子也许不会被强盗抢，强盗一生中肯定会被医生抢；
医生上辈子肯定是强盗，强盗下辈子一定想当医生。

Sexual History

We were having our role play of "taking sexual histories". This was apparently what happened to one of the pairs:

Patient: I have had erectile dysfunction for the last four weeks.

Doctor: It must be really hard for you.

Patient: I wish it was hard.

LOL.

Kaye Effect

Simply wow!

One Day Blog Silence

I Found Your Floppy Disk!

Disk Error on A:

(A)bort? (R)etry? (F)ail?

a:\r

(A)bort? (R)etry? (F)ail?

^C

a:\fuck you

Bad command or file name

Source:Digg

RIP

There are over 200 million guns in US (which is almost as many as its population), and two of them killed 32 people in Virginia yesterday. In our first lecture today, we had a moment of silence for those who lost their lives.

It's a scary world. Yes there are more people who die from war, and even more people who die from diseases everyday; but when lives are lost en masse in such a setting, a place we normally we think of as a sanctuary, life seems so brittle, and horror grips us so tightly.

Each shot is a soul gone.

May the family and friends of the deceased brave through the suffering.