President Hu JinTao's visit to US

The Chinese President Hu JinTao is going to visit US next week. The first dinner will not be in the White House, and guess what, it's in Bill Gates' world's most expensive mansion!

Let's have a look at the Conversation between George Bush and Karl Rove regarding Hu's visit:

Rove: "Sir, Hu is going to be attending a dinner at one of your biggest campaign contributors houses, Mr. Bill Gates."

Bush: "Who?"

Rove: "Yessir, Hu."

Bush: "No, I'm asking you..... Who's coming to the US to have dinner with Geeky Gates?"

Rove: "That's right sir, Hu."

Bush: "Grrr... Okay then, what about when?

Rove: "Wen?

Bush: "Yes, when."

Rove: "I don't know if the Premier is coming."

Bush: "Who asked about the Premier, damnit!"

Rove: "Oh, did he? I assume he would know."

Bush: "Who?"

Rove: "Yes, Hu would know Wen."

Bush: "Rove..."

Rove: "Yes?"

Bush: "Don't make me feed you a pretzel."

Adapted from Slashdot Comments.