Friday, January 14, 2005

Creationism

Creationism works like this. God is infinite. Therefore, to represent God, we will use an infinite series:
0 + 0 + 0 + 0 +
.... = 0

1 - 1 = 0, so logically it follows that:
(1 - 1) + (1 - 1) + ... = 0

Removing the parentheses:
1 - 1 + 1 - 1 + .... = 0

Adding new parentheses:
1 + ( -1 + 1) + (-1 + 1) + ... = 0

Simplifying:
1 = 0

Thus, God can create the universe out of nothing.

QED

God could not be reached for comment.

No blasphemy or religious attack implied. Just found the punch-line hilarious.

1 comments:

changyang1230 said...

woody: Eerm, it has been a long time since I last hear from you... Hope that some time in the future I can see you again!