Sunday, April 22, 2007

道德教育

强盗通常只在晚上作案,医生却全天候抢钱;
强盗风里来雨里去四处流窜,医生冬天暖夏天凉环境优雅;
你把钱交给强盗是为了活命,你为了活命而把钱交给医生;
强盗只能抢光你身上的财富,医生却能抢光你一生的积蓄;
强盗只会逼你掏钱,医生却能逼你借债;
你碰上强盗作案可以破财消灾,你碰上医生抢钱却得倾家荡产;
强盗作案时胆战心惊小心翼翼,医生抢钱时理直气壮无所顾忌;
强盗还怕你人多势众,医生连警察也照抢不误;
你被强盗抢了可以报警,你被医生抢了只能认命;
强盗作案时把自己打扮成魔鬼,医生抢钱时把自己伪装成天使;
强盗抢光你的钱他逃跑,医生抢光你的钱你滚蛋;
强盗钱抢多了叫数额巨大得枪毙,医生钱抢多了称贡献突出受表彰;
你把强盗杀了叫正当防卫,你把医生宰了叫违法犯罪;
医生一辈子也许不会被强盗抢,强盗一生中肯定会被医生抢;
医生上辈子肯定是强盗,强盗下辈子一定想当医生。

6 comments:

day-dreamer said...

说得一点也没错!

不过,这世界宁可多几个医生也不要多一个强盗... 同意吗?

呵呵!

jie ni said...

有一种情况:为了让医生抢钱救回亲人的性命,强盗会逼不得已去抢人钱...就这样,多了一个强盗.

哈!冷...

Neptune Chye said...

不要当强盗读多点医书哦可以作医生lol. Anyway,我还是觉得这种比较未免太过不当;不是每个医生都是光天化日喊要钱,有时候,医生可能比强盗来得可怜。。。

Feeling said...

......

Dr. Yew, haih... that's really true huh!!

wakakkaa...

but... i know u will enjoy saving ppl's lives!!

Chu Hwai said...

Chang Yang, so do you still want to be a doctor? Haha.. your statement is so true =)

youngyew said...

day-dreamer, feeling, chu hwai: Haha it's meant as a joke larr.. Not many doctors are like that. If you have a chance to shadow doctors for one day (you should do that, if you have free time), you would understand that it's not true at all.

jie ni: Haha very cold worr.. :P

neptune: Agreed!