Wednesday, March 05, 2008

What I Did Today

I grabbed an old guy's penis, cleaned the glans ("turtle head" in Chinese), chucked a whole lot of gels up the urethra, then inserted a foot-long rubber tube into it.

After that, I injected a bit of water to fill up the bladder. And when I pulled out the syringe, some fluids sprayed onto my arm.

I hope that it's the water.

10 comments:

SilverIsle said...

*nods* Yepz. It's the water. *nods again*

Bwahahaha.

day-dreamer said...

LOL. :x

bluez_aspic said...

Does the process hurt?

Anonymous said...

u mean u did it for yourself?
hee.

YP

Alvin Ooi said...

i cant decide which one would freak me out more- "grabbbing" the penisha or getting sprayed on. haahahaa. but you were saving lives mah .

Alvin Ooi said...

wow. my typo created a new term there...

changyang1230 said...

silverisle: It MUST BE!!!

day-dreamer: L:)

bluez_aspic: I haven't done too many of urinary catheter insertion to know. That gel is actually lignocaine gel (local anaesthetics), so if done properly it shouldn't hurt. But if you look up the video in youtube, some of the insertion processes seem to be painful.

By the way I did it on a fully anaesthetised patient, so he didn't feel anything. :)

YP: EEW. I will do it for you, easier. :P

alvin ooi: Penisha sounds good. Nah not saving life la, just doing a chore most older doctors aren't too keen to do. :P

lchxian said...

I hope you remember to replace the foreskin, else the poor old man may end up with paraphimosis... It will be real painful.

Dixon said...

I am terrified. *never ever touch medicine,this course*

changyang1230 said...

lchxian: Haha I didn't even know about paraphimosis. :P

dixon: It's not as scary as it might sound lah, don't worry. Am just exaggerating things here. :D