What I Did Today
I grabbed an old guy's penis, cleaned the glans ("turtle head" in Chinese), chucked a whole lot of gels up the urethra, then inserted a foot-long rubber tube into it.
After that, I injected a bit of water to fill up the bladder. And when I pulled out the syringe, some fluids sprayed onto my arm.
I hope that it's the water.
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*nods* Yepz. It's the water. *nods again*
Bwahahaha.
LOL. :x
Does the process hurt?
u mean u did it for yourself?
hee.
YP
i cant decide which one would freak me out more- "grabbbing" the penisha or getting sprayed on. haahahaa. but you were saving lives mah .
wow. my typo created a new term there...
silverisle: It MUST BE!!!
day-dreamer: L:)
bluez_aspic: I haven't done too many of urinary catheter insertion to know. That gel is actually lignocaine gel (local anaesthetics), so if done properly it shouldn't hurt. But if you look up the video in youtube, some of the insertion processes seem to be painful.
By the way I did it on a fully anaesthetised patient, so he didn't feel anything. :)
YP: EEW. I will do it for you, easier. :P
alvin ooi: Penisha sounds good. Nah not saving life la, just doing a chore most older doctors aren't too keen to do. :P
I hope you remember to replace the foreskin, else the poor old man may end up with paraphimosis... It will be real painful.
I am terrified. *never ever touch medicine,this course*
lchxian: Haha I didn't even know about paraphimosis. :P
dixon: It's not as scary as it might sound lah, don't worry. Am just exaggerating things here. :D
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